Death, pestilence, and yarn.

Contemplate the universe in a ball of yarn!

Do you dream of adventure out among the stars? Me too. :)

Pew-pew-pew!

Dragon Mitts: keep yourself entertained and your hands toasty warm!

Sail serenely through the air with your handmade hot air balloon!

Airships… blimps… zeppelins…. dirigibles…

Everyone likes magical quadrupeds!

What manner of creatures lurk in the deep and uncharted depths? I’m not sure, so grab your crochet hook and cuddle up to the unknown!

Baby pinafore: works up quickly, and easily adjusts to a variety of sizes.

Explore the world!

Dragon Mitts: keep yourself entertained and your hands toasty warm!

Explore the cosmos!*

Pew-pew-pew!

Make up all the be-tentacled critters you can handle!

Bloop! Bloop! Bloop!

Don’t worry-- this fishie isn’t poisonous!

Turtles! Tortoises! Terrapins!

Don’t let crocheters have all the fun… knit up your own flurry of snowflakes!

A super-cute monkey face bib for baby to, well… spit on.

The docile sea cow-- full of squishy, aqautic goodness!

Arrr… even more fightin’ fighters!

A set of patterns for a medusa, a hunchback, a Day of the Dead Girl and a skeleton couple.

A set of patterns for 4 varieties of knit ghosts and ghouls

A set of patterns for 5 varieties of knit dudes

A set of patterns for three quick half-knit, half-crochet lace-up chimera cuffs.

A set of patterns for

Mmm… fresh fruit that never goes bad!

For the hardcore gamer with everything… instructions for a D.I.Y. 20-sided die!

Five pages of full-on breakfast-time foodening. Includes patterns for the following:

Pattern is also available on website needlenoodles.com.

Includes 8 pages filled with patterns for babies, buddhas, pandas, and bunnies, plus hints and tips. These crochet patterns are written in english and all hook sizes, crochet abbreviations, etc. are American.

Time to break out the festive!

This collection includes patterns for a cuttlefish, squid, and octopus.

Brain slugs, face-huggers, aliens from another planet! Be careful… these guys multiply quickly!

Designed with flexibility in mind. Includes instructions for a voodoo doll, a doll wearing suspenders, a doll in a frilly dress, and a bunny, but with a little creativity, you could make just about any kind of character :)

A set of patterns for 4 completely necessary additions to your undead hoarde :)

Mmm, tea and cakes

This is one hefty set of patterns… you get 20 pages filled with illustrated patterns for 15 different crochet sushi pieces, plus hints and tips. This crochet pattern is written in English and all hook sizes, crochet abbreviations, etc. are American.

So, here’s the deal: this pattern is bit unpolished in my opinion, but I’m making it available for free. Super-free, in fact. Free as in you are free to share it, free to use it, free to make items from it (and sell them, if you so desire :) ), free to make your own spin-off patterns… etc. The only conditions are:

A set of patterns for 4 monsters and critters for your entertainment.

A lonely pattern that never managed to get shoehorned into a larger pattern collection.

No more flagging down carts for you… now you can make your own dim sum lunch!

Mmmm… frosty-good treats :)

A set of patterns for 11 varieties of my favorite candies .

A knit version of my crocheted ring box pattern-- a new way to store or present a fun piece of jewelry!

Don’t let crocheters have all the fun… knit up your own flurry of snowflakes!

A little something different for presenting or storing a special piece of jewelry.

Bust some heads… softly

Includes instructions for 16 sushi pieces:

This is an “Intermediate” to “Experienced” difficulty level crochet pattern, and involves:

A knit sibling for my crocheted jellyfish pattern

Includes instructions for 6 bibs, shown in the above pics from top to bottom and left to right:

Yes, they’re rather light in color to be moles… perhaps they’re blondes?

Swordfish versus Manatee…. who will win??

Infest your home with vermin…. intentionally!

This includes a set of patterns for eight mini mascots-- perfect for making quick gifts and using up tiny yarn scraps (each mascot can be made with under 8 yards of yarn)

This includes a set of patterns for a flying bird, a sitting bird, a nest and eggs.

Practice your Teppanyaki skills without the all of the usual attendant risks of playing with flames and knives.