A textured headband inspired by Hamilton’s playful lyric

You might be curious about the name of this headband — it comes from a line in a song from the musical Hamilton, which I was listening to a lot while updating this pattern. The phrase perfectly suits this fun and stylish accessory.

This headband is perfect for new knitters or anyone looking for a quick project to work on while watching TV. It makes a great gift and can be completed in just one evening using less than a 50g ball of bulky weight yarn.

The headband is knit flat with an interesting crossover of stitches that creates a lovely turban-look effect. It is sewn together at the end to form a cozy headband or ear warmer.

Just the job for walking in colder weather or keeping your hair tidy on windy days.

This design pairs beautifully with the matching cowl pattern My Loyal Royal Subject.

So grab your needles and some stitch holders, and off you go!

Finished size: Approximately 4 inches (10 cm) wide and 18 inches (46 cm) around (unstretched) — designed to comfortably fit most adults.

Skills required: Basic knitting techniques including knit, purl, and slip stitches. Suitable for confident beginners.

Materials:

Bulky weight yarn — less than 50g (approx. 75 yards / 70 meters)

US 8 (5 mm) knitting needles, or size needed to obtain gauge

Stitch holders

Tapestry needle for sewing and weaving in ends

Gauge: Approximately 14 sts x 20 rows = 4 inches (10 cm) in pattern stitch, blocked

Why you’ll love this pattern:

Inspired by a clever and affectionate lyric from Hamilton

Quick knit perfect for beginners or a relaxing TV project

Unique crossover stitch pattern creating a stylish turban look

Cozy and practical — great for cold weather or windy days

Clear instructions with stitch chart included

Coordinates beautifully with the My Loyal Royal Subject cowl pattern

Share your finished headband: I’d love to see your projects! Tag your photos with #FavouriteSubjectHeadband on Instagram or post them in the project section here on Ravelry.

Designed to go with the cowl My Loyal Royal Subject