Tony by Katie Boyette

Tony

Knitting
Worsted (9 wpi) ?
20 stitches and 26 rows = 4 inches
in St st
US 6 - 4.0 mm
English

Tony is a loud talker. Tony is so loud the neighbors can hear every conversation he has, even several blocks away. They know that he lied last Thursday when he called in sick to
work, because they saw him the very same morning jumping on the trampoline in his backyard. They know that he calls his mom every night to hear a bedtime story. They know that his secret pet name for his girlfriend is “butter bean”. It’s not that the neighbors are nosy. They despise the excessive noise. Tony has spent a fortune on noise violation fines. He just can’t help his very powerful vocal chords. It isn’t all bad though.
Tony got a job as the announcer at the local ball field. He doesn’t even need a microphone.