Sleeping Goose Mittens by Lena Mathisson

Sleeping Goose Mittens

Knitting
January 2025
Bulky (7 wpi) ?
15 stitches and 20 rows = 4 inches
in stockinette
US 7 - 4.5 mm
US 9 - 5.5 mm
85 - 115 yards (78 - 105 m)
Child, adult small, adult medium
English
This pattern is available for $5.00 USD buy it now

Stay warm and stay silly! Make these mittens so that you can grab stuff with your beak and look skeptically at things with your goosey eyes.

The mittens knit up fast using bulky yarn and are sure to make you happy.

See below to find out who Sleeping Goose is.
But about the pattern:
The mittens can be made in three sizes: Older child (adult small, adult medium) to fit hand circumference as measured at base of 4 fingers of approximately 6.5 (7, 7.5)”/16 (17.5, 19) cm. They are worked in the round.

This pattern is not as size-inclusive as I would like. If your hands measure 8”/20 cm or more at the base of your 4 fingers and would be interested in testing this pattern for your size, I will send you the pattern and also an additional pattern of your choice when you have finished the mittens. Please message me if you are interested.

Yarn: Bulky yarn
-approximately 36 (46, 56) grams/40 (50, 60) yards/36 (45, 54) meters white
and
-approximately 40 (45, 50) grams/45 (50, 55) yards/40 (45, 50) meters gold.

You’ll need four buttons, approximately 1/2” (13 mm) size, or you can embroider the eyes.

And about Sleeping Goose:
These mittens were inspired by a large stuffed animal goose one of my kids bought for another when they were around 5 and 8 years old. And as he often used to do for the kids, my husband conferred a personality on it.
Sleeping Goose’s backstory has expanded over the years, but what you mainly need to know is this:  He has a demented obsession with making sure everyone goes to sleep at night. He ensures this by administering “sleeping pecks” until the recipient/victim falls asleep. Of course, nobody can actually fall asleep while being vigorously pecked by a large stuffed goose. The way to get Sleeping Goose to cease the barrage of pecking, you have to close your eyes and pretend to snore. At that point, Sleeping Goose will sit back contentedly and say in a satisfied voice, “Works every time.”

Questions (about the pattern) as you go? My email is in the pattern.
Questions about Sleeping Goose? I guess you can email me about that, too.  

~~Thousands of knitters have used my patterns to make hats, sweaters, and shawls that they love, and I cannot wait to see (take a gander at?) your goose mittens! If you post pictures on social media, I hope you will tag me so I get to see them: @softyarndesigns