Sharon From Security here, DO NOT PORT ME TO THE BOSS FOR PUBLISHIN THIS 3 MOS EARLY.

This is my Pre Game for the MKAL that starts July 12 cos I heard you guys were bored and I’m broke af cos the pay here IS PLORABLE for the mount of work I do. You can work on this before and in between clues if you need a change of scene.

I’ve been bustin my butt to get this camper done to start my road trip for the MKAL! Think I’ll be comin to your state? Maybe I’ll put a bumper sticker on in case you see me and take a pic. You could get a prize. We’re tryin to be stealth but this is actually a good idea cos Chad the Golian Death Worm or any other sworn enemies won’t know bout it.

This is a boomerang shawl. You gotta do this pattern repeat a few times to memorize it and then you’ll be fine. I’m tryin to get out a video for the bindoff but cos I can’t video it myself and this was done in secret you gotta give me a day or 2.

This is a wicked good stash buster cos a speckled and a solid look so good together. The border is hard to splain but is really cool and 3D in person (or cat). YEP I ZINED IT MYSELF.

Ok, gotta dip cos I’m finishin the Bug Out Bunker in my camper today. You think I’m kiddin but wait til you see it! Bitches gonna try and say the Boss did all the work but WE KNOW THE TRUTH.

SHARON OUT