This is the easiest thing you will ever crochet. If you know how to chain and how to half double crochet, you can make this sweater. And if you take 2 more seconds to learn how to surface slip stitch (which is really just chaining through already worked crochet) you can make the super cute flower doodle too.

The collar is shaped by folding it down and sewing a button in place to hold it there. The shoulder is buttoned using buttons that are small enough to slip through the crochet without having to work buttonholes. The sleeves are shaped by chaining a few extra stitches at the beginning of two rows. Easiest. Sweater. Ever.