20% off for September knitters!

Ok we are in pandemic isolation, the world has gone to shit; we are all stuck inside, some with kids and partners and some alone. Omg to be alone…. Get knitting, something has to give sanity right?

Two of my kids were sick just before this clusterfuck happened and they were just about to go back to school when the schools closed. We were 1 MONTH in when I started this knit. Forgive me, I’m batshit insane already, sanity and I parted ways long ago…

This pattern has two copies. One, all sweary, the other, nice and normal, you chose your adventure into Isolation Gratification knitting.

Let’s get this shit started, get some wine and hunker down.

• 10ply/Aran weight yarn as follows: Main colour: 300 yards/275metres. Contrast 1: 197 yards/180metres. Contrast 2: 462 yards/423metres.

• Stitch markers, shitloads of them if you want to separate lace sections, about 10-15? Yeah go with that.

• 5.5mm/US9 needles

• Wine (or preferred reality numbing drink of choice)