Granny Slouch by Cari Jehlik

Granny Slouch

Crochet
October 2025
Super Bulky (5-6 wpi) ?
16 stitches and 16 rows = 4 inches
in SC BLO
5.5 mm (I)
100 - 130 yards (91 - 119 m)
One Size
US
English
This pattern is available for $5.00.

If the general public insists on calling crochet a granny hobby, then maybe we just lean into that a little for this hat. The Granny Slouch is a quick project using a single skein of bulky yarn. It promises to be extra warm for your ears and hang out fashionably everywhere else.

Adding a second skein to fill in more granny stitches in the gaps the first skein leaves would add any additional warmth required. Use the same colorway for a great blend or a high contrast yarn for a super pop!

Supplies and Notions
US I / 5.5 mm hook

Pattern Difficulty
Advanced beginner

Yarn
Malabrigo Vientos (130 yds or 120 m / 100 g) 100% Superwash Merino Wool. Colorway: Anniversario

Gauge (4” / 10 cm sq) in Sc BLO
16 sts x 16 rows

Finished Measurements
11” / 28 cm tall x 16.5” / 42 cm circumference at brim