Curse Your Boyfriend by Renée Rigdon and Zabet Stewart

Curse Your Boyfriend

Knitting
October 2005
Aran (8 wpi) ?
18 stitches and 24 rows = 4 inches
in stockinette
US 7 - 4.5 mm
1576 - 1773 yards (1441 - 1621 m)
Chest: 42 (46, 50)"/107 (117, 127)cm
English
This pattern is available for free.
Errata available: theanticraft.com

Description from The Anti Craft:

To remove boyfriend: Mix one handknit sweater with a generous dash of the appropriate runes. Serve cold.

To keep boyfriend: Wrap in plastic or place in airtight container. Store in a cool, dry place. Or just use the anatomical heart motif provided instead