If Charlie Brown had had a phone, chances are this would’ve been it’s cover. Imagine the sheer amount of anonymous calls he’d have left the Little Red-Haired Girl, and the miles of sad walking he’d have done soon afterwards in order to shake off all the shame and regret. It was probably for the best that his possessions were limited to a baseball bat and the shirt on his back.

Here’s what’s needed to make your own cover and anonymously call your crush.

1. Size 4mm needles
2. Yellow and black DK acrylic yarn
3. Tapestry needle
4. Foolish insecurities