to be BLUNT: I just quit my job… it was the best job… I worked for a yarn company, I wrote patterns. but alas, it was bought by a private equity firm.

~The Universe~ is telling me it’s time to share myself with the crafting community, raw-dog. No company in-between.

soooo….hi! I’m Mel, a queer, non-binary, Gen-Z, pattern writer with a lot of neuro~spice, a low tolerance for bullsht, and a deep love of silly puns. if you believe all acts of crafting are revolutionary- then you’re in the right spot, bud.

i wanted to start with something perfectly quick for gifting season- a cute and to-the-point beanie pattern for all the fun chunky single skeins.

not to get too sappy, but I really appreciate you considering purchasing this pattern. it’s the start of a hopefully very fun and long journey of finding like-minded crafting peeps and making some really fun and stupid sht ❤️