I’m a teratoma, short and stout;
Here is my handle, here is my snout;
When I get all steamed up and I shout,

Poke a finger in and pull stuff out!

My teratoma, My teratoma,
Wherever I go, he goes,
My teratoma, My teratoma,
I’ll teach him everything I know…

My teratoma and me
Like to climb up a tree
My teratoma and me
We’re the best friends that could be

My teratoma, My teratoma

My teratoma and Meeeee!

Make new friends, but keep the old,
one is fleshy cellular slime mold!

by Zabet Stewart, Jane Roth, Heather “Danger” Hard (mother-to-be), and Sarabeth Brownrobie