The Ass-Kicking sock is a fairly straightforward top-down stockinette sock given bags of attitude by the sassy duplicate stitch motif on one leg.

This pattern is designed to be suitable for a 13.5(15.5, 17.5. 20.5) inch circumference calf with a foot 9(9.5, 10.25, 11) inches long. The instructions as written call these four sizes S, M, L and XL, covering a spectrum of shoe sizes from a ladies UK 2.5/US 5 to a men’s UK 11/US 11.5.
However, stitch counts for the calf and ankle sizes are provided independently so that you may adjust the pattern for yourself to mix’n’match any size of calf with any size of foot by altering the number of decreases between the two in the calf-fitting stage, allowing for maximum flexibility to accommodate athletic roller-derby toned legs.