Doesn’t everyone want an anthropomorphic red onion?

This pattern is suitable for someone comfortable knitting in the round on dpns, seaming, increasing & decreasing and making I-cord.

Although you could easily substitute another worsted weight yarn, I used Knitpicks Wool of the Andes:
“Lullaby” About 25-30 yards
“Avacado” About 10 yards
“Cloud” About 5 yards